Story no. 1: The Story of the Person who Took Bowl.
Woman was cooking her hor fun in soup in the kitchen while Flatmate was washing up his plates. Culprit then walked in with singlet, track pants, socks and ah beng slippers, holding a white bowl which looks familiar. Woman stares at the bowl and then at Culprit while Culprit puts bowl with some thing curri-y into microwave, seemingly unaware of Woman's eyes boring into his braided long hair.
Woman then looks at the microwave to check that it is indeed her bowl. Once suspicion is confirmed, Woman opened her mouth and said," Is that bowl u r using mine?"
Culprit looks guilty and then stammered," er, i forgot my bowl so i borrowed yours."
Woman thought in her head: yeah right. I know whose bowl is whose and ur bowl is in the sink, so how could u have forgot your bowl?
Culprit then said," do u need your bowl now?"
"No, not really, as long as i get it back clean," woman replied.
Culprit eventually put his microwaved hot food into another clean (!) plate and washed bowl.
The End
